About Lumberjack
- Biography:
- The Lumberjack hails from the windy, dusty plains of West Texas. No one knows his true identity other than he is called the Lumberjack. He fights imaginary creatures using his trusty beard and conquers evil with his faithful companion Herbert - the last of the Unicorns . No sinister trees can stand his might. Shielded by this thick, manly back hair he overcomes anything the environmentalists can throw at him. Except snakes. God damn it he hates rattlesnakes.
He is proficient in prancing, bashing, smashing, speaking in third person, dancing like a fool, enjoying food, and unplanned 'combat rolls.'
He is the Lumberjack.
- Location:
- Detroit
- Interests:
- Ewok Hunting, Tree chopping, Unicorn riding.
- Occupation:
- Engineer at Ford
Total Posts
- Total Posts
- 162
- Posts Per Day
- 0.04
General Information
- Last Activity
- 10-29-2020 09:25 PM
- Join Date
- 11-28-2012
- Referrals
- 0